Kragruk! My name is Prof. Cody Lewis and welcome to HOL's first ever Gobbledegook class! That's right, there's been French, Latin, Hungarian, and even Parseltongue, but this is the first class to teach you how to converse with goblins using their own language.
So you’re dealing with goblins?
Maybe you’re trying to get on your Gringotts teller’s good side. Or maybe you’re lost in goblin territory and trying to find your way back home. Now I know you’re not the type, but maybe, Merlin forbid, you’ve gotten into some trouble while gambling at a local Quidditch match. No matter the situation, I’m going to teach you how to deal with it using the goblin’s own language, Gobbledegook!
Required Reading Material
You will need a copy of Learning Gobbledegook 6th Edition. Older editions will work as well, so if you show up on the first day of class with 4th or 5th edition, don't worry too much about it. You can find the book at Flourish and Blotts or any major magical bookshop. Or if you hurry, our school's library might have a copy for you to borrow.
I'm joking, there's no Gobbledegook textbook. |
About Me
As stated above, my name is Cody Lewis. I joined HOL in 2010 (although I wasn't very active until the next year) and I became a Professor in 2014 when I took over as the teacher of Werewolves 101. Since then, I have taught Quidditch Chronicles and Word Magic, the latter earning me a nomination for the SerpenTimes superlative, Most likely to be fluent in Gobbledegook. Challenge accepted.